Sucking on some titties at noon,
I was sucking on your titties since noon,
Unaware I could leave this brain behind
Think we need to change these sheets,
Babe we gotta wash these sheets
It's been a nice day and i hope that you never leave
Wanna go to the corner store
Thirsty and I wanna some more
Gatoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaade
Oh these days
I've been along on too many tinder dates
I'm giving it away that's ok
At least i'm getting laid
Smoking weed on your parent's porch
Getting high on you daddy's porch
You asked me if i'm ever going to change
Positive reinforcement
Rewarding my behavior again
Strengthening those neuro pathways
That lead to you
So what i get a little bored
You seem upset but come back for more
You and your girlfriends go sip on that
Hater-aaaaaaaaaaaaaade
Oh these days
I've been along on too many tinder dates
I'm giving it away that's ok
At least i'm getting laid
I'm not gay
My threesome girl left and i blew 'em anyway
I guess that you could say
That's pretty gay
At least i'm getting paid
Last night i had a dream
We got a dog and settled down
We deleted our accounts
Oh these days
I've been along on too many tinder dates
I'm giving it away that's ok
At least i'm getting laid
I'm not gay
My threesome girl left and i blew 'em anyway
I guess that you could say
That's pretty gay
At least i'm getting paid