I said can you pass me a pen I said just pass me a pen And then I wrote down a joke that I thought We'll have a rollin' around the floor She just laughed and said she heard it before Many times (La la) She's so hard to talk to (La la) I can't get her to dance (La la) They make her feel like a man, Oh you ain't got a chance So let's just have dance Let's have a dance (Dance dance dance) Let's just have a dance Let's have a dance (Dance dance dance) Yeah let's have a dance Oh yeah she's hard to impress Oh how I wish I was a gifted author of notable success But there's a beauty in her verbal gymnastics And she's a lover of mundane classics All though her book club is full Of intellectual geriatrics So I've heard. (La la) And when I try to call her (La la) I can't get a response (La la) And tellin' the boys she's really doing the dance So let's just have a dance Let's have a dance (Dance dance dance) Let's just have a dance Let's have a dance (Dance dance dance) Yeah let's have a dance She loves Byron and Rumi She won't waste no time on me So let's just have a dance Let's have a dance (Dance dance dance) Let's just have a dance Let's have a dance (Dance dance dance) Yeah let's have a dance