So why are you upset I probably sucked more today than anyone In the history of Kung-Fu, in the history of China In the history of sucking! And the Five! Man you shoulda seen them They totally hate me How is Shifu ever gonna turn me into the Dragon Warrior? ♪ I'm not like the Five I've got no claws, no wings, no venom Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles ♪ Quit? Don't quit Noodles, don't noodles You are too concerned with what was And what will be There's a saying, "Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery But today is a gift That is why it is called the 'present'"