Well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can Wiped me off took a look and said, "It's a man" Ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet Better hold on tight baby 'cause I ain't a comin' yet I'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met Well I'm a gear mashin' hot rod, it thing hard-on Yeah, I'm a full blown hopped up, it thing hard-on It thing hard-on, it thing hard-on Well if I had a brain, I'd be dangerous for sure But the way it looks now there's no immediate concern There's a couple of things baby and I guess I don't need to know I got class up the ass and I got a little dough Fake eyelashes and a carload o'go Well I'm a full tilt non-stop, it thing hard-on Yeah, I'm a git gone hotshot, it thing hard-on It thing hard-on, it thing hard-on It thing hard-on Ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet Better hold on tight baby 'cause I ain't a comin' yet I'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met Well, I'm a gear mashin' hot rod, it thing hard-on Yeah, yeah, I'm a full blown hopped up, it thing hard-on Yeah, I'm a full tilt non-stop it thing hard-on Yeah, I'm a git gone hotshot, it thing hard-on Yeah, I'm a it thing hard-on, it thing hard-on It thing hard-on It thing hard-on It thing hard-on