Well, I fell outta bed this mornin' Saw what the guy on TV said The big rock awards crowned a brand new king ♪ It shoulda been me instead Don't they know that I'm Elvis fuckin' Christ Elvis fuckin' Christ Chicken pluckin' runamuckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ ♪ Well, I'm the 500 foot woman I run an evil big black mass I got two brass globes, you got to admit My animal aplomb is vast, it's obvious Elvis fuckin' Christ Elvis fuckin' Christ Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ I'm the captain of the cavalry I'm the queen of outer space I got a she-devil orgy in the twilight zone Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace, I'm telling you Elvis fuckin' Christ Elvis fuckin' Christ Bad luck'n'mack truckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ Alright now ♪ Well, the devil gave us Elvis, drugs, sex and rock'n'roll Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback, demonseed and banshee hole Frogs fallin' down from heaven, thunder under hell Trogglodynamite times seven, cold titty witchin' spell, yeah Elvis fuckin' Christ Elvis fuckin' Christ Chicken pluckin' runamuckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ Yeah, you might go to Devry, beauty school or get a job Or you might join a devil cult o' some evil heart throb, like me Elvis fuckin' Christ Elvis fuckin' Christ Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ Alright now Elvis fuckin' Christ, yeah Elvis fuckin' Christ Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ