Hello mister officer, and how are you this evening You say that you're smelling something, that you don't find very pleasing Could it be, the fact that I've been smoking weed, yes indeed Yes sir mister officer, I've got my hands behind me Please don't use any more pepper spray, cuz that last shot was blinding I can't see, and it's getting hard to breath, I'm in custody Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed, it's only a weed Hello mom and dad, it seems I've got a little problem The policeman thinks I'm dealing, and it's prison time he's talking Could you please, call an attorney just for me, I'm in need Hey public defender, when my case going to trial Cause I couldn't make my bond, and I've been in jail a while And lost my job, all for a quarter pound of pot, aint that a crock Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed, it's only a weed BRIDGE Prison life is really hard, but when they let us in the yard Theres a man named bubba looking out for me He says that I'm pretty cute, but I feel like Im being used And theres just got to be a better way... cuz I'm not gay Hey future employer man theres something I must tell ya Cuz when you run all my numbers well you are gonna find my record I did time, having marihuana is a crime, I wish they had an open mind, Its not a crime... Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed, it's only a weed