Well baby you know that I love you
I tell you everyday that I do
But now you say that you're leaving
I got something you just can't use
And that's my greasy hair
Well it's my greasy hair
Well you tell me I'd be gettin' somewhere without my greasy hair
Well you tell me that it gets on your pillows
You find it on the back of your chair
It's clogging up the sinks in your bathroom
Well my greasy hair just gets everywhere
Well it's my greasy hair
Well it's my greasy hair
Well you tell me I'd be gettin' somewhere without my greasy hair
Well you tell me I should get a new haircut
A flat top, a part on the side
A skinhead, a mullet, a crew cut
My greasy hair you just won't abide
Well that's my greasy hair
Well it's my greasy hair
Well you tell me I'd be gettin' somewhere without my greasy hair
My greasy hair
Well it's my greasy hair
Well I ain't gonna be no square I'm keepin' my greasy hair
Well I ain't gonna be no square I'm keepin' my greasy hair
Well I ain't gonna be no square I'm keepin' my greasy hair