Time don't mean a thing If you don't make time for it Love is just a word If you can't commit Well I wish he'd find a girlfriend you know he used to have a wife Someone who would ease our pain about his troubled life Someone on the inside, someone on our side, get the closest bride Get your friends, make amends, get his life together again Join the angels in the chorus Tell the story don't you bore us If you're bored and feeling hostile Just add a line to my Gossip Gospel Space don't mean a thing If you don't make space for it Wounds can never heal If you don't stop picking at it Well he's got it all together now, but not without his flaws The women and the drinking and the run ins with the law I don't know what's true between me and you I ain't got a clue But I can guess, lord I confess, next in line hot off the press Join the angels in the chorus Tell the story don't you bore us If you're bored and feeling hostile Just add a line to my Gossip Gospel Holier than thou About how I push my plow You ain't the only one who jumps the gun Just so you hear the sound Join the angels in the chorus Tell the story don't you bore us Get together with your friends Just to judge all of my sins Yeah, yeah yeah Sitting on your pedestal Feeding my confessional If you're bored and feeling hostile Just add a line to my Gossip Gospel