So your off again for a six or a twelve,
You know the routine you done it all before,
It's not your nature to be good,
Are you a little misunderstood?
If it's not nailed down you take it away
You're off to Durham for a holiday
You're back in the action back with the crew
And a heart to heart with the nightshift screw,
Bang to rights caught in the head lights,
Now't but trouble with a capital T,
All inclusive you know you love it
Costa del Durham for your holiday
A bucket of hooch a stash of green,
A mobile phone your living the dream
All inclusive you know you love it"
Costa del Durham enjoy your stay
Day time telly passes time away.
Walk around the yard what's the gossip today,
Talk of the good bad naughty and nice,
The highlight of the day getting spiked with spice,
Lights out head down another day counted,
Who's counting who cares, it's what you wanted,
Living the dream don't want it any other way,
Its all free today enjoy your stay!
Bang to rights caught in the head lights,
Now't but trouble with a capital T,
All inclusive you know you love it
Costa del Durham for your holiday
A bucket of hooch a stash of green,
A mobile phone your living the dream
All inclusive you know you love it"
Costa del Durham enjoy your stay
The road was hard you worked your way up,
You kept on thieving you wouldn't give up,
It's in your blood it's your destiny
You got what you wanted HMP
The crime it did not fit the time,
You wanted more but you took it on the chin,
Mammy's so proud and daddy is too,
Cos he's in the cell next door to you!
Bang to rights caught in the head lights,
Now't but trouble with a capital T,
All inclusive you know you love it
Costa del Durham for your holiday
A bucket of hooch a stash of green,
A mobile phone your living the dream
All inclusive you know you love it"
Costa del Durham enjoy your stay