When the ball dropped and the crowd cheered Took a deep breath, dreading the New Year And the worry was surrounding But the laughter wasn't stopping "I got old" When did you start feeling so? "I don't know I guess a couple months ago" That's a joke, I've heard this sorry monologue Over and over There's no use with resolutions It's a lifestyle, disillusioned "I got old" When did you start feeling so? "I don't know I guess a couple years ago" That's a joke, I've heard this sorry monologue Over and over "I got old" You said that ten years ago! "Yeah, I know But I was never comfortable" That's terrible, but you could take control Drop those rose-colored glasses on the ground Step as hard as you can. What a glorious sound! We were never young, so getting old won't hurt Stretch that aching back, it's January First! When did you start feeling so old? I don't know