You got caught up in U-locks, played chicken with bike cops, Danced badly with employees at hotel picket lines. Stole copies from Kinko's, spray painted the windows, And slept on the floor for a year. Then they got you on charges of assaulting an officer, interfering with a protector of the peace, Disorderly conduct, harassment, and trespassing; We panicked, and now you're locked in a jail cell alone. But don't ever get lonely. You've got friends in most places.