Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate Will nature make a man of me yet? When in this charming car This charming man Why compromise life's complexity When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat? I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear This man said it's gruesome that someone so handsome should care A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place He said, "Return the ring" He knows so much about these things He knows so much about these things I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear This man said it's gruesome that someone so handsome should care La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place He said, "Return the ring" He knows so much about these things He knows so much about these things He knows so much about these things