She pops into the bathroom
Just after a shower and she
Plays with my make-up and creams
Keeps trying to look like me
And goes through the motions, posing this way and that
Holding it in, if it makes you feel better
Then knock yourself out
And say hi there
To my bad body double
Ah mmh, mmh
This is my bad body double trouble
Oh no
My bad body double
Ah mmh, mmh
I've got bad body double trouble, oh
She's trouble
She's trouble
She's trouble alright
Yeah, yeah
Sometimes I manage to lose her, shake her
At a bar, in the gym for five minutes
It feels so good to be back on my own self again
Can get quite confusing
We look face similar, except she's got some greys and
A little extra weight on the sides and
Dimply thighs, I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid of
No, no, not now
We're having quite an intimate personal moment
(Not now)
Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time?
(Not now)
As you can see I've got someone quite nice here with me
Can't we just be left alone?
I guess that's a no then
Seen as you're still here
Seen as you're still here
Here
It's not me, no
It's my bad body double
Ah mmh, mmh
I've got bad body double trouble
Oh no
My bad body double
Ah mmh, mmh
I've got bad body double trouble
Aah!
Bad body double
Ah mmh, mmh
I've got bad body double trouble
Oh dear
My bad body double
Ah mmh, mmh
My bad, bad body double trouble
She's trouble
She's trouble
She's trouble alright
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She's trouble
She's trouble
She's trouble alright
Yeah, yeah, right there
Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her
Everywhere I go, everywhere I go, go
Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her
Everywhere I go everywhere I go, go
Say hi there (my bad body double)
To my bad, bad, bad, bad body double (my bad body double trouble)
She's trouble, mmh whoa
I can't shake her (my bad body double)
And I hate her, I hate her; I'm a hater, I'm a hater, I'm a
Hater (my bad body double trouble)
She's everywhere I go
I'm gonna get rid (my bad body double)
Of you once and for all
Gonna roll you out (my bad body double trouble)
On a pilates rubber ball
Sweat and step up (my bad body double)
The pace and the gradient
Starting tomorrow (my bad body double trouble)
I am your nemesis (everywhere I go)
Can't shake her, can't shake her
Bad body double (can't shake her, can't shake her)
Bad body double trouble
Starting tommorow (everywhere I go)