Oberheim, Yamaha, Steinway and the lot I must of played the wrong piano 'Cause it left me with I don't know what So don't talk to me about mistakes Yes, we all simply have got to take precautions I musta played the wrong piano 'Cause now I just, I just feel nauseous Some sexual turned in some biblical And then became a game of just trivial pursuit I used to gnaw on every word But now I don't, what's the use? Rupert Murdock and Larry Flint Bob Guccione and the U.S. Mint I took out the wrong subscription And I don't know what I'm gonna end up spending Oberheim, Yamaha, Steinway and the lot