I wish I could be a Disney princess
So I could marry a homeless Arabian man
Oh
I wish I could be a Disney princess
So I could have furniture as my only friends
Oh
And I wish I could be a Disney princess
So I could fight the Mongolian army
And be a man
I wish I could be a Disney princess
So could play with seven tiny men
Oh
If I were a Disney princess
I would have everything at my fingertips
I could be Native American
If I were a Disney princess
I could cry life-saving tears
I could resurrect dead men with my tears
Jasmine
I wanna be you, Cinderella
I wanna be you
I just don't wanna be
The part of your life where you were a slave
Moana
I wanna be you, Ariel
I wanna be you so I could hang out with
Giant sassy drag queen squids
Oh
And I wish I could be a Disney princess
So I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep
What a dream
Oh yeah
I wish I could be a Disney princess
So I could be afraid of making ice
'Cause I don't wanna kill my sister
Alex, do you wanna build a snowman?
No, I wanna high-five the ocean
Okay
I wish I could be a Disney princess
So I could have a man find up my head
Oh yeah, this feels awesome
I wish I could be a Disney princess
So I could have horse-mice
I really want horse-mice
If I were a Disney princess
I would have everything at my fingertips
I could be African American
What?
If I were a Disney princess
I could go on psychedelic trips
Making tapestries with bears
Aurora
I wanna be you, Snow White
I wanna be you
I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were poisoned
No
Belle
I wanna be you, Mulan
I wanna be you so that I could have a sassy dragon
I want a sassy dragon
I wanna be a Disney princess
If I were I'd take no recess
To spread the warmth and love is the best
Way to live your life
I'd be a handsome man's wife
And we'd kiss and we'd kiss
And we'd kiss
I wish I could be a Disney princess
So I could marry a homeless Arabian man