Joss, the man they call Joss
He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores
Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for
Fox cancelled his program but that was their loss
The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss
Now Joss saw the viewers' hearts breaking
He heard the Browncoats lament
He saw FOX management taking his show in a way that made no sense
He said, "You can't do that to my program
Can't grind it under your heel"
So he took all his cast
And, well, now at last
They've landed a big damn movie deal
He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores
Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for
Fox cancelled his program but that was their loss
The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss
Now here is what separates Firefly
From other shows you're likely to see
It's meaningful and witty
And the setting's really pretty
And the theme song's about Serenity
It's a little like a Western
It's a little like X-files
It's better than Trek
And it's funnier than Shrek
And it beats out Andromeda by miles
He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores
Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for
Fox cancelled his program but that was their loss
The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss
Dong ma?
Shiny!
He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores
Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for
Fox cancelled his program but that was their loss
The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss
Now here is what separates Whedon
From writers who slave in the poor
The man they call Joss
Well, he said to FOX,
"I'm going where no show has gone before!"
He told us about reavers
He told us about sin
He took us to the black
And we ain't comin' back
'Til all those crazy Browncoats rise again
(And we will!)
He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores
Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for
Fox cancelled his program but that was their loss
The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss