I bring my dog to the bar I prop him up on a stool I parry all of the jealous drunks who ask "is he with you?" We hang until the last call He drags me into a car I bring my dog to the bar I push my dog in a cart It keeps his paws off the tar You know it's double wide, he reclines in satin and velour I never go very fast He puts his feet on the dash I push my dog in a cart And the media I consume Feeds the courage I exude And it takes a lot of courage when you live the way I do No need to thank me, I'm aware of all the good work that I do I bring my dog to the pool How I could I deny the joy of diving in the blue? And when his head reappears I crack him open a beer I bring my dog to the pool I bring my dog to the Starbucks We need a minute to warm up And usually after the Walmart he could use a pick-me-up He's got the app on his phone I have a bite of his scone I bring my dog to the Starbucks And the content I create Girds the viewpoint I maintain With the hope that once I capture it, it moves toward mundane No need to thank me, I'm aware of all the good work that I do And it's thanks enough to know my dog and me are so attuned What a perfect world this world would be if only folks like you Would bring your dog to the bar