Jump at the sun And if you miss You can't help But grab some stars (Don't give me an answer I'll wish I never asked) 44 robbers I got up at half past Four fourty-four robbers around my door Fourty-four and maybe more What the hell they want me for? Stubbly faces & gap-toothed grins Ain't no way I'm lettin' them in no way You can't come in Fourty-four robbers stinkin' of gin uh huh I ain't lettin' you in I'll hit you with a rolling pin So small can't hurt a fly Get in my way and I'll sure as hell Try to kick your butt down the block Can't wait yellin' for the cops fifty dealers And fifty thieves starring at the drive-in on my street shit Over my shoulder theres popeye and bluto looking nasty Can I remember my judo? It's always like this Going out alone so damn scared Might never leave home I've got my freedom I've got my pride all means nothin' with these men outside Puffing and preening and strutting their stuff Blocking my way out I've had enough! give me justice Hand it over now gotta get a gun or maybe just leave town... see ya! Sly stallone and al capone are giving me grief on the telephone All I want is a swiss cheese sarnie When I at the deli stands big arnie hey jean-claude Move aside I'm just having a beer on my own Don't mean hulk hogan can take me home I've got my mace but my loud-as-fuck whistle is so innefective I just pray the epistles for help to come someday soon But until then I'll stay in my room