There's a place I know
Where the dudes all go
Where there's no female scorn and hassle
It's a bachelor's dream, every man is a king
Of his one-room shag-rug castle
We've got booze and lube and Lexapro
We don't need the outside world
And a sex position topiary garden where every bush is girl-on-girl
We're talking 'bout Guy Town
It's a bachelor's stay-cation
Guy Town!
A testosterone celebration
Guy Town!
We're a lonely dude nation
Forget your woes
Embrace the bros
In Guy Town!
Oh, now you can do as you please
Hang your balls in the breeze
Free of society's uptight gaze
Here in Guy Town
I lived here in 1971
And saw more shaft than Isaac Hayes
Shut your mouth
You can barcalounge by the swimming pool
Don't mind the sheen of sweat and pubes
Just be careful of the penis worms
Hey, even we're all dudes
Because we're in Guy Town
A bro-topia sensation
Guy Town!
A divorcee plantation
Guy Town!
It's a player's coronation
Lose the ring and live the dream
In Guy Town!