Annie Taylor bought herself a trailer And headed for the golden state She had confidence She could work for defence To help to beat the sappy jappies would be great So she parked her trailer near shipyard She asked them for employment So then made her climb a mast A seagull landed on her head and she came down but fast So she towed her trailer to an air plant She climbed into a plane and by mistake she turned a switch And she landed with her tail up in a ditch So she pulled her trailer to the navy yard She met a gobs up gobser Who regarding all the gates They said we'd love to have ya But we can't have female mates So she parked her trailer near an army camp She walked to the General And said "Private your so cute" Now she's got an imprint of the Generals boot The she twoed her trailer to a round-house She got a job as fireman But she got up to much steam The boiler blew And out she flew And bounced back on the beam So she Towed her trailer down the highway A traffic cop arrested her because she took a drink So they've parked her little trailer in the clink