I'm going back to church tonight Just like back when I was eight But I don't mean to pray I'm gonna nick the collection plate I've got nothing against church Only people who go there And show they're Plain ignorant and don't understand A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour So many people are weak enough to have To seek answers from the peddlers of hope I should know I had to go there myself Not since the day I became antipope Theres gonna be some fun tonight Spead the news around the town That the vicar's a transvestite With a fetish for robes and gowns I've got nothing against church Only people who go there And show they're Plain ignorant and don't understand A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour So many people are weak enough to have To seek answers from the peddlers of hope I should know I had to go there myself Not since the day I became antipope Religion doesn't mean a thing Its just another way of being right wing I think sex films are okay I don't dig that pope no way I've got nothing against church Only people who go there And show they're Plain ignorant and don't understand A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour So many people are weak enough to have To seek answers from the peddlers of hope I should know I had to go there myself Not since the day I became antipope