Going off going out Nothing new to wear Found a pair of scissors Cut chunks out of my hair Burn my address book Have I become a pest I'm sure the distressed look Just fine when at rest Waiting for the love boat Waiting for the love boat Knowing what you want and taking full advantage Waiting for the love boat Test proved negative I was positively pleased I wouldn't want a relative Of mine to be increased Double your pillow And feel obliged Libido in a go slow If I was you I'd hide Waiting for the love boat Waiting for the love boat Knowing what you want and taking full advantage Waiting for the love boat Waiting for the love boat Waiting for the love boat Knowing what you want and taking full advantage Waiting for the love boat Waiting for the love boat Waiting for the love boat Waiting for the love boat We are waiting for the Loveboat we are I said I love you You said you know That isn't true I said I want to I said I love you You said you know That isn't true I said I want you I said I love you You said you know This isn't true I said I want to You said tuff