All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore You think you're really swinging But you're off the beat The moves your brains a thinking Doesn't reach your feet You got to get this complication out of your head Or find another man instead All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore You listen very close to what the bad girls said In all those crumby articles and in my bed They say I'm just a stripper not afraid to strip I got my brains rattlin' my hips (Okay Marco let's hear what you can do!*) All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore You've got the kind of looks That make a dead man stare But when it comes to working honey You ain't there I try to tell you nicely but the screaming starts You're playing ping pong with my heart All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more I've heard enough don't wanna hear no more