I'm a friend of Mr. Pastry I'm a friend of Allen Jones I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey I'm a friend of your chromosomes ♪ I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe I'm a friend of Michael Miles I'm a friend of Jim Morrison I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend, but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night, can I get in free? ♪ I'm a friend of Egon Schiele I'm a friend of Mr. Spock I'm a friend of Dr. Kildare I'm a friend of the Woodentops I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend, but you don't know ♪ I'm a friend of Arthur Askey I'm a friend of Michael Caine I'm a friend of Danny Angel I'm a friend of Big John Wayne ♪ I'm a friend of Brian Inglis I'm a friend of your dad's son I'm a friend of Boris Karloff I'm a friend of everyone I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend, but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night, can I get in free?