Wake up, switch on I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong Give it a slap, give it a jog I better hurry or I'll miss the epilogue Ride high without a saddle Down the rapids on A boat without a paddle I am the scourge of the high seas Just you watch'em running when they hear about me Chorus: One two three... hail T.V. Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me Here I stand, T.V. man I've got all the angels eating out of my hand... I got the good, bad and ugly traits But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes... Knock, knock There's someone at the door I can't imagine, I can't imagine I can't imagine what they come around here for... Could be the rent or H.P. Whatever it is they gonna bleed me Well, I've got no money... Nothing to borrow Just you go away now, Don't come back tomorrow One two three... hail T.V. Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me Here I stand, T.V. man I've got all the angels eating out of my hand... I got the good, bad and ugly traits But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes... It's so hot here under the sun Just him and me and a couple of six guns I look at him he looks at me Out comes the guns who will it be... One two three... hail T.V. Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me Here I stand, T.V. man I've got all the angels eating out of my hand... I got the good, bad and ugly traits But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes...