Wake up, switch on I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong Give it a slap, give it a jog I better hurry or I'll miss the epilogue Ride high without a saddle Down the rapids in a boat without a paddle I am the scourge of the high sea Just you watch you running when they hear about me 1, 2, 3 Hail TV Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me Here I stand TV Man I got all the angels eating out of my hand I got good, bad and ugly traits But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes Knock knock There's someone at the door I can't imagine I can't imagine I can't imagine what they come around here for Could be the rent or HP Whatever it is, they're gonna BEP Well I got no money Nothing to borrow Just you go away now Don't go back tomorrow