Adolescence - what's it like? It's a psychedelic motorbike You smash her up ten times a day Then walk away It's moonlight on a balcony It's pure hormonal agony Bad poetry. Its greeting card? Will (the Bard) Adolescence - why's it so? Ask someone else; how should I know? It's a song I sang and then forgot Too long ago When I was a Romeo In love forever Unable to forget Some Juliet Romeo, Romeo Inconstant? Never! It's knives flashing in fountains, poison Capulets' letters that go astray Molehills bigger than mountains The priest that narrowly defined your way Adolescence - what's it for? For keeping your nerve-endings raw, while Something, something, something teens And something fevered dreams Escape each (paw?) T's moonlight on a balcony It's pure hormonal agony Bad poetry. Its greeting card? Will (the Bard) Poor Romeo - in love forever Unable to forget Juliet Romeo, Romeo - inconstant never It's knives flashing in fountains, poison Capulets' letters that go astray Molehills bigger than mountains The priest that narrowly defined your way Adolescence can be rough I hope your heat-shield's tough enough I hope that no-one dares to scoff When you're brassed off Adolescence, crimson red Fireworks inside your head Are three time brighter than the sun Girls - have some fun.