Come on in and see my A's Come on in and see my I's Come on in and see my ways Come on in and see my wife My wife She's got a middle just like her mother She's got a middle sing, surely governed Don't look up, don't look up And don't look down Come on in and see my A's Come on in and see my I's Come on in and feel my weight Come on in and see my wife My wife Who was it said, I don't know a thing Who was it said, I believe everything You check the facts, you check the facts You eat my shits and you read my back Come on in and see my A's Come on in and see my I's Come on in and be my rays Come on in and see my wife My wife She's got a middle sewn up like roses She's got a middle wrapped up in poses Don't look up, don't look up And don't look back Who was it said, I got a funny face Who was it said, her teeth are never straight You check the facts, you check the facts You taste my shits and you read my back Come on in and see my A's Come on in and see my I's Come on in and be my rays Come on in and see my wife [Incomprehensible]