I've been warped by the rain Driven by the snow Drunk and dirty, don't you know But I'm still willin'? Out on the road late last night I'd see my pretty Alice In every headlight Alice, Dallas, Alice And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonopah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me Weed, whites and wine Show me a sign I'll be willin' to be movin' I've been kicked by the wind Robbed by the sleet Had my head stove in but I'm still on my feet And I'm still willin' And I smuggled some smokes And folks from Mexico Baked by the sun every time I go to Mexico Ah, but I'm still And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonopah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me Weed, whites and wine Show me a sign I'll be willin' to be movin'