I picked a cookie from the wrong batch I found an egg unable to hatch I started a fire But I could not find a match 'Cause you wore a cowboy hat In the middle of the highway A cowboy hat Fears flying everywhere A cowboy hat And your middle fingers pointed at me ♪ I saw a Goldfish swimming downstream I picked an orange from the wrong tree You're the most valuable player But I've chosen the wrong team 'Cause you wore a cowboy hat In the middle of the highway A cowboy hat Fears flying everywhere A cowboy hat And your middle fingers pointed at me ♪ A cowboy hat In the middle of the highway A cowboy hat Fears flying everywhere A cowboy hat And your middle fingers pointed at me A cowboy hat Lying in the desert A cowboy hat Soaking in the gutter A cowboy hat And your middle fingers pointed at me