*Lyrics incomplete* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bop sh bop sh bobba dobba ding dong Well i got a tip from china That they stole ol kubla khan So i took an ocean liner Down to old hong kong I was searchin round the sea port I called up all the gang They's trippin and a shakin When they called me charley chan Cause i'm a bad detective And i always get my man Baby yes i am Said i'm a bad detective I could stand a lendin hand Oh baby yes i can Honorable son I named a number one Eat a fried rice And a egg foo yung Stand lookin at me there With your stupid face While your pop (me) goes out And solves the case Cause i'm a bad detective And i always get my man Baby yes i am Said i'm a bad detective I could stand a lendin hand Oh baby yes i can