I'm so fabulous, you're Las Vegas You New Yorkers who look nebulous I'm more fab than all the hipsters on Broadway ♪ I'm so fabulous, you arriviste The way you dress is so insidious How do they even let you onto the subway? Your uniform looks so hideous I'm so fabulous, it's ridiculous You're so Cincinnati, go and see the same shit today I'm so fabulous, you're the exodus Where this new dress is up and messed-up-ious What would the dear departed, Murray the K, say? ♪ I want sophistication For all the population now ♪ I want the hip sensation For our civilization, wow ♪ Nebulous New Yorkers is blasphemous It makes a giant ass of all of us I'm gonna see a rocket like a superfly, yeah I'm so fabulous, it's egregious Don't come around here makin' new rules for us I don't need 'em, I'm already fabulous I don't need 'em, I'm already fabulous I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna look at you You Oh, baby