There comes a time within your life when you would do Absolutely anything they ask from you Pop the collar, spend a dollar, wear those boots You get a rough idea of what they want from you You better be happy You better be healthy You better be free You better be skinny You better have money You better be funny It's not too hard To join the club They say things like, "We don't care, we want everyone" I saw the crowd of people gather in a club Spend the dollar to become one of us If you could spend your life away unless you got You better be happy You better be healthy You better be pretty You better be skinny You better have money You better be funny It's not too hard To join the club You better be happy You better be healthy You better be pretty You better be skinny You better have money You better be funny It's not too hard To join the club It's just too hard To join the club It costs too much To join the club It's just too hard To join the club It costs too much To join the club