I lie and I'm a cheat And I over-drink, I tend to overeat And I'm just living for the weekend But I can't die for this week to end Is that a plane flying overhead? Wouldn't mind being high and getting head 'Cause I'm overworked and underpaid I'm under-fucked and under-laid There's 99 bottles on my floor And I wouldn't mind adding some more Leave me alone I've had a long day at court Tell my mother not to love me anymore You hear of beggars and choosers Well don't look at me 'cause I'm a fucking loser And I continue to be I do what I do best I'll show you how to lose There's 99 bottles on my floor And I wouldn't mind adding some more Leave me alone I've had a long day at court Tell my mother not to love me anymore There's 99 bottles on my floor And I wouldn't mind adding some more Leave me alone I've had a long day at court Tell my mother not to love me anymore