Ashnikko Clitoris! The Musical It's like an arcade game, your hand is the claw The teddy bear is my orgasm that always falls You've been rubbin' the same spot On my leg for ten minutes You haven't hit it Cisgender heterosexual men I'm bored of your fumbling hands, it's not hard This isn't uncharted land From my clitoris, you are so goddamn far Why is my orgasm censored on the TV? While cis boys get to ejaculate freely? I've got double the nerve endings than your pee-pee If you do your fuckin' research, this would be so easy Please, just please me Cisgender heterosexual men I'm bored of your fumbling hands, it's not hard This isn't uncharted land From my clitoris, you are so goddamn far So goddamn far Cisgender heterosexual men I'm bored, I'm bored I'm so damn bored of you I'm bored, I'm bored I'm so damn bored of you.