You are, to me, as good as apple pie As summer in Hawaii, as stars up in the sky Your love fits me, like my designer jeans Like flowers in the Spring, like a movie on the screen 'Cause you and I are an item Nothing can break us, nothing can make us fall apart We're forever mated like champagne and caviar We are as one, as Carson and TV As Englishmen and tea, as fishermen and sea We're just as strong as cages in a zoo As strong as crazy glue, or red dye number two 'Cause you and I are an item Nothing can break us, nothing can make us fall apart We're forever mated like champagne and caviar ♪ We seem to blend like guys do Like spices in a stew, like Fred and Dooby-doo We're here to stay, as long as Everest Or cowboys in the west, together we're the best 'Cause you and I are an item Nothing can break us, nothing can make us fall apart We're forever mated like champagne and caviar We stick together, like champagne and caviar We are an item, like champagne and caviar