These are your good years Don't take my advice You never wanted the nice boys anyways And I'm of good cheer 'Cause I'm checking my list The gift's you're receiving from me will be One awkward silence And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep Staying up waiting by the phone And all I want this year Is for you to dedicate your last breath to me Before you bury yourself alive Don't come home for Christmas You're the last thing I wanna' see underneath the tree Merry Christmas I could care less Happy new year's baby You owe me the best gift I will ever ask for Don't call me up when the snow comes down It's the only thing I want this year Is one awkward silence And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep Staying up waiting by the phone And all I want this year Is for you to dedicate your last breath to me Before you bury yourself alive Don't come home for Christmas You're the last thing I wanna' see underneath the tree Merry Christmas I could care less Don't come home for Christmas You're the last thing I wanna' see underneath the tree Merry Christmas I could care less Don't come home for Christmas You're the last thing I wanna' see underneath the tree Merry Christmas I could care less