Marimba dings
Get out of bed
It's 8 am
Get out of bed
Don't snooze the clock
Get out of bed
Get out of bed
Get out of bed
I got out of bed
Put some boxers on
I'm the walking dead
But with boxers on
Existential dread
And horrific breath
My boxers feel tight
They're back to front
So I take them off
To rearrange
But I trip over
And hit my face
Now I'm lying naked
In extreme pain
While a line of blood
Runs down my face
I'm crying now
Tears of rage
It was 8 am
I was doing great
I got out of bed
Straight away
I got out of bed
Straight away
Go to bed early
And get your 8 hours
Then jump out of bed
To unleash your power
There's a whole world outside
It's gonna be a-alright
There's a whole world outside
So rise and shine
I go upstairs
To the bathroom
With a bloody face
And an arse bruise
Turn the shower on
And I can't get the hot water to work
So I ask Luke my housemate
What he thinks I should do?
He says "Why are you bleeding?"
I say shut up Luke
So I have cold shower
It's good for you
I got out of bed
It's good for you
And truth be told
I feel brand new
I'm a new man
I'm Man-U
After winning the World Cup
I don't know much about football
But I know that as I drag that towel through
My blonde hair I feel powerful
I say sorry to Luke
"I'm awful in the mornings"
He says "that's damn true" and smiles
I'm a handful
But I grab handful of Granola
I'm happy the morning's over
Glad to be spreading Clover
On a piece of bread
And now I chew
Drink the coffee
That I brewed
I got out of bed
And you can too
I got out of bed
And you can too
Go to bed early
And get your 8 hours
Then jump out of bed
To unleash your power
There's a whole world outside
It's gonna be a-alright
There's a whole world outside
Go to bed early
And get your 8 hours
Then jump out of bed
To unleash your power
There's a whole world outside
It's gonna be a-alright
There's a whole world outside
So rise and shine