There's a pirate brave and true, He lives so far away But when it comes to pirate quests, he'll be there any day Drinking rum and eating meat, Is what he likes to do But if you cross him be afraid, He'll chop your head in two He lives in Lincoln Illinois Wenches for men and for the boys He takes his cheescake seriously Ya ha ha harr He's the king, He's the one who rules the seas He's the man, He's the pirate we want to be He's a hero, He's a fighter brave and true He is the king of the pirates Huffman! Huffman! He's the mighty pirate king Huffman! Huffman! For his glory we will sing Once i knew a pirate man, who did not like his food So Huffman punched his face in half, And flavor be pursed He filled his restaurant to the brim, With piracy and yarr With rumsahoy by his side, His legacy spread far He is a chef of pirate steel He will throw you overboard If you don't eat his pirate meal Ya ha ha harr