This song is about one of my favourite things In the whole, wide, beautiful world Check it I like a smoothie Really and truly They're icy and fruity I like a smoothie Yo You know what smoothies are like y'all? Smoothies are like love 'Cause I make some every morning In my kitchen Smoothies are like a woman's body 'Cause they're smoooooooth And when they're not I find them off-putting and distasteful Uuuggh I like a smoothie So if you want to seduce me, ladies Just fill that jacuzzi With a bubbling, hot smoothie Wait, no I hate a smoothie Yeah, I think they taste poopy They smell like a doody Sike! I like a smoothie Smoothies are like handjobs Because other people have made decent smoothies But their recipe is not as good as my recipe Smoothie are like moose shit Because, if you rearrange all the letters in moose shit It spells smoothies Alright y'all, time to get involved So everybody say it back to me like this I like a smoothie And now say it while you shake your booty, ready I like a smoothie And now say it real British and snooty, ready I like a smoothie Nice, now say it real spooky, ready I like a smoothie Now say it like Scooby, Scooby Doo Ri rike a roorie And now say it like Snoopy Yeah, that cartoon dog doesn't talk Now without the constonants I -i-e a --oo--ie Uh-huh, now without the vowels, ready - L-k- sm--th-- Yeah Uh Uh