Yeah
I have this porch at my apartment where I like to sit outside and write my rhymes
It's not a bad place to work
But there's this bee with a nest nearby that always flies up in my face while I'm writing
Yo
I call him the Aggressive Bee
He flies at me aggressively
He seems to like to mess with me
With fear I see the Aggressive Bee
Check it out now
Yesiree, don't think less of me
But I'm afraid of the Aggressive Bee
Especially when he attacks
And I'm just minding my own beeswax
I try to freeze and breathe deeply
Try to wait out the bee till he leaves me
But he won't let me be
So I get the "Let me be, bee!" heebie-jeebies
Got my defences up
My teeth clench, whole body tenses up
Should I sing "Roxanne" or something?
Cause, that little jerk is all about Sting
Does he buzz? Sure he does
He's furious. I'm surr-ious!
Not a joke for your funnybone
He's the Attila the Hun of the honeycomb!
There is a pair of wings on the fellow
And a ring of black and a ring of yellow
And he gets me wound tight like a string on a cello
He makes me want to fricking yell and bellow!
Because he is the (what?)
Aggressive Bee (oh!)
He flies at me (huh?)
Aggressively (yo!)
I guess he'll be (rrr!)
The death of me (aaow!)
With fear, I pee in my Levi's
The Aggressive Bee flies
From his hive and dives at me
No jive - he isn't terrified of me
And it's kind of a surprise to me
Cause he's like one-thousandth the size of me -
Teeny!
Have a pollen-tini, chill yourself
If you sting me, you'll kill yourself!
That ain't worth it, kiddo
You don't wanna make your queen a yellow-and-black widow
That's not what I want for you
See, the truth is, Bee, I'm fond of you
And I feel a bit of a bond with you
Man, I even wrote this song for you!
But even if I made the bee appear sweeter
I'm not tryin' to be his cheerleader
His hostility is excessive
The bee's aggressive
The bee's, aggressive! The bee, he's aggressive!
That bee's, aggressive! The bee, he's aggressive!
That bee's, aggressive! The bee, he's aggressive!
He's B-E-E A-G-G, R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
He's the (WHAT?)
Aggressive Bee (OH!)
He flies at me (HUH?)
Aggressively (YO!)
He says "B-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z"
He's the Aggressive Bee!
Check it out y'all!
There's a pair of wings on the fellow and a ring of black and a ring of yellow and he gets me wound tight like a string on a cello he makes ya want to freaking yell and bellow!
Oh!
Put on the red light!
Bee, you don't have to put on the red light!
Oh, he's the Aggressive Bee