There are friends we share our
Secrets with and comrades share our woes
There are other friends with benefits that no one needs to know
Companions come and go
But the rarest friend I know
Is the girl who will take one for the team
Take one for the team
Who could ask for more?
Take one for the team
You don't have to win to score
A friend and I were courted by a lovely pair of brothers
One of them was nice and cute, but I was with the other
Luck had found my friend
I got the gene pool's shallow end
But I sucked it up and took one for the team
One was cute and one was thick
And we really liked his - Whoa!
Take one for the team
Who could ask for more?
Take one for the team
You don't have to win to score
A doting master visited, he's such a handsome lord
But when unsheathed he only had a tiny half-inch sword
I said, "Eh, what's the harm?
He's got a lot of charm"
I couldn't feel it, but I took one for the team
Though his sword is not distinguished
He may be a cunning linguist!
Take one for the team
Who could ask for more?
Take one for the team
You don't have to win to score
The tavern was a-buzzin' with a handsome cavalier
I did my best to tame him, but I failed and it was clear
I tried my favourite toys
But he much preferred the boys
So a handsome chapster took one for the team
About him we have got the skinny
He wants an outie, not an innie!
Take one for the team
Who could ask for more?
Take one for the team
You don't have to win to score
One summer day the tavern was as quiet as a mouse
'Till the jousting team arrive, we offered them drinks on the house
They lapped up every course
And each jouster we unhorsed
We all were glad to take one for the team
Give him some and then some more
Every time we play we score!
Take one for the team
Who could ask for more?
Take one for the team
You don't have to win to score
You don't have to win to score