It's five o'clock on Friday
Let's kiss the week goodbye
Put in my forty hours
There's one thing on my mind
I need B, a double E, and R
A craft, a draft, or a light
This faded sign says two for one
So lets kick off the night
Pour my first drank after work
Sip a second, take a third shotgun
After four, I'm ready for more
Think again if you think I'm done
Five, six, seven, I'm just getting
Buzzed, the night's still young
In dog beers, I've only had one
I've made friends with the bar-back
He's slipping me free shots
I'm slowly strippin' layers
Cuz damn this spot is hot
Put a twenty down on TouchTunes
It's nineties divas night
I'm feeling like a woman
Just hand me the karaoke mic
Pour my first drank after work
Sip a second, take a third shotgun
After four, I'm ready for more
Think again if you think I'm done
Five, six, seven, I'm just getting
Buzzed, the night's still young
In dog beers, I've only had one
I'll buy the bar a round
Let's pound' em down
Yea it's all good fun
Until the morning sun
10 AM on Saturday
Man, what have I done?
I'll never drink like that again,
But then my phone lights up
Pour my first let's get to work
Sip a second, take a third shotgun
After four, I'm ready for more
Think again if you think I'm done
Five, six, seven, I'm just gettin
Buzzed, the night's still young
In dog beers, I've only had one
Had one
In dog beers I've onnnnnly had one