Thank you Thank you very much Hello, everybody As the maid poured wine, and we prepared to dine I knew I was feeling out of place At a table as large as a river barge And "I love you" written all on your face I appreciate your hospitality, but I wish that we would go Let me drive us to McDonald's, and I'll talk to you Concerning something you should really know I'm just a common man, drive a common van My dog ain't got a pedigree If I have my say, gonna stay that way 'Cause highbrow people lose their sanity And a common man is what I'll be I'll take a Chevrolet just any day So give your daddy back his Mercedes-Benz And there's some common people that I hang out with They're my good time buddies, they're my friends And I'd rather chug-a-lug a mug of Budweiser beer Than sip a crystal glass of wine So won't you make your mind up to believe in me? And leave this high living world behind I'm just a common man, drive a common van My dog ain't got a pedigree If I have my say, gonna stay that way 'Cause highbrow people lose their sanity And a common man is what I'll be And I'm happy just being free And I'm happy just being me And I hope that you will see I'm just a common man, drive a common van My dog ain't got a pedigree If I have my say, gonna stay that way 'Cause highbrow people lose their sanity And a common man is what I'll be Hey, Common Man, that is me Yes, yes, yes, thank you very much And welcome to Billy Bobs, everybody We are gonna do a buncha hit records for you here tonight Songs that you made hits for us Gonna do some new stuff that you might not have heard us do Basically, gonna let the good times roll