The lady wears the latest styles And drives a foreign car She's not the kind you'd ever find Around a crowded bar Just one look and you can tell She's high society But she's got a drinkin' problem And it's me Yes, I'm the only black mark On the lady's life The one mistake she ever made Comes home to her each night There's no way for her to hide it All the world can see She's got a drinkin' problem And it's me You can find her every Tuesday At the bridge club with her friends The lady's social calendar Never seems to end But there's one thing that always brings Down her dignity She's got a drinkin' problem And it's me Yes, I'm the only black mark On the lady's life The one mistake she ever made Comes home to her each night There's no way for her to hide it All the world can see She's got a drinkin' problem And it's me She's got a drinkin' problem And it's me