I met her through a mutual friend In the last few days of may I thought her name was mary, But she told me it was jane She likes adventurous sports And also walks along the sand She likes rock and roll as well But she fucking hates my band Everyday is different I never know what to expect. She"ll get me all excited, But refuses to have sex. She loves her crimes and mysteries, To that I do admit. And she"s always in the bathroom When I need to take a shit She's my sleeping beauty, She's in my wet dreams. She follows me at gunpoint And will shoot me if I scream. She's my sleeping beauty, She's the right to my left glove. We're not the same, We're opposite that's why I fell in love.