Just me and my little boat
Doing well just to stay afloat
The current has a tendency to pull us along
Inching nearer to the danger zone
I took a life jacket and a safety flare
A torch and some biscuits and an oar for spare
Let no-one say I wasn't safety aware
Let no-one say I did not go prepared
Faced with the spectacular Niagara Falls
I'm rowing back hard, against the flow
I wanted to go out and enjoy the view
But the river is seductive and it draws you
I did the risk assessment and I went ahead
I didn't think that I could wind up dead
Let no one say I wasn't safety aware
But the current is strong when you get out there
But when you let your boat drift far enough downstream
You start to see things are not what they seemed
Faced with the spectacular Niagara Falls
I'm rowing back hard, against the flow
I wanted to go out and enjoy the view
But the river is seductive and it draws you
Draws you, oh
It draws you
It draws you
Draws you
Draws you
Draws you