Everybody knows There's only one place I go When I want to hear the news That's to your mother's house Where we talk about you She shows me pictures Of little you in the nude And it would be rude of me Not to let her see The ones that I've took of you It's true You've bid adieu to me And I said a sad farewell But I'd never agree If you asked of me To bid goodbye to your mama as well As all your lovers know There's only one place to go When you want to hear the news That's to your mother's house Where we all talk about you It's true You've bid adieu to me And I said a sad farewell But I'd never agree If you asked of me To bid goodbye to your mama as well As all your lovers know There's only one place to go When you want to hear the news That's to your mother's house Where we all talk abou-u-t you Straight to your mother's house Where we talk about you