You put on your favorite dress I'll pretend to be impressed I didn't even look up at you I was taught when I was young What to say to a woman Run your fingers through my hair Smile like you really care Look at me and say you love me But I can tell there's nothing there but empty stairs Hmmmm Dressed up in our parents clothes Blankets and a plastic stove Pretending to be all grown up But we're not actually in love Wear the suit that I laid out Run to catch the early train I'm happy you'll be gone all day But I wish you'd stay away forever But you get home at five past six Dinner already fixed We sit in silence T.V. plays behind us Is this what it really is? Playing house Heey oooh Dressed up in our parents clothes Blankets and a plastic stove Pretending to be all grown up But we're not actually in love