I'm a slob, I'm a slob
I'm a sloppy person
And I don't need your sympathy
Cause I don't mind this mess I'm living in
You and your precision well ain't that swell for you
I'm no good at quick decisions I read every point of view
I'm a slob, I'm a slob
And I'll always be a slob
I don't like it when you try to clean me up
I hope we can make it work cause I like your smile
And I like your style and I like being with you
And I really wouldn't wanna see you with somebody else (ahhh)
But if you can't lower your expectations
I can't seem to find a way for us to make it
I don't really love myself, I don't know what that's about
I read all the self-help, I can't seem to figure it out
I'm a slob, I'm a slob
I'm a sloppy person
And I don't need your sympathy
Cause I don't mind this mess I'm living in
You and your precision well ain't that swell for you
I'm no good at quick decisions I read every point of view
I'm a slob, I'm a slob
And I'll always be a slob
I don't like it when you try to clean me up
I likе to sit back in my chair
With the graham crackers and the smoky air
And put thе marshmallow up to the flame
And watch it burn (ahhh)
But you like to take control
And let em know who runs the show, oh no
There's a fundamental difference between you and me, babe
You care, I don't
I'm a slob, I'm a slob
I'm a sloppy person
And I don't need your sympathy
Cause I don't mind this mess I'm living in
You and your precision well ain't that swell for you
I'm no good at quick decisions I read every point of view
I'm a slob, I'm a slob
And I'll always be a slob
I don't like it when you try to clean me up
I don't like it when you try to clean me up
I'm a slob, I'm a slob
And I'll always be a slob
I don't like it when you try to clean me up